I recently started writing for Fresherthan.com and my first assignment handed to me was to answer the question “What is the greatest gift you could ever receive for Christmas?”. I promptly replied with this statement and an illustration to accompany it. Prepare for the awesomeness that is Laser Tiger:
“Hello, my name is Objektiv One. If I could have anything in the whole wide world for Christmas it would be a giant laser tiger. This tiger would be specially bred to shoot lasers out of its eyes and be extraordinarily large. I would also like a tuxedo and a beaver skin top hat so when accompanying my laser tiger in public I represent myself and laser tiger in the most professional manner.
My reasons for wanting this specific gift is because a laser tiger and tuxedo would solve all of my problems in life. It would make me look dashing, handsome and regal. On the other hand people would fear me when I wanted to be feared. It would also solve my transportation situation. In this day and age spending money on gas is getting bothersome and a laser tiger would always be available to transport me where I needed to go. Laser tiger could solve my financial instabilities as well because with laser tiger I would always have work. We could do all sorts of tasks like fight wars, protect people, look awesome, be in the circus, rob people, laser beam into bank vaults, and hold people for ransom with said laser beams. Not to mention with the addition of my tuxedo I could be prepared for all types of social situations like weddings, funerals, silent film acting, and possibly even being knighted. Basically, not having a laser tiger, tuxedo, beaver skin top hat combo is making my life really hard.I have sketched up an image below of myself with the laser tiger and tuxedo to illustrate the power and nobility that having this gift would achieve.” — Fresherthan.com
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18. December 2009 at 6:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1b6ko1I00A Mhmm.